Being employed is a reason to live? Maybe for you fancy writers at the AVClub

I really, really hope the writing is nothing like the Twilight series, books or movies.

Pizzolatto just needs to return to his roots - plagiarism.

Fuck these *arseholes, indeed. With a big rusty shiv covered in tetanus

Racist

I don't waste much hate on the actual movies. I reserve most of my hate for Hayden Christensen and Jar Jar. Meesa thinks

My only complaint with this season, when comparing it to the last, is that it doesn't have as much/enough Thackery.

"Well he's Reginald and he used to be nothing…."

They're not bears!

How about a mandatory "swim with the orcas day" each week for the big wigs down at SeaWorld HQ?

Isn't that an Idiotking hashtag?

Don't let the voices win, Dan. The AVClub loves you. Please, don't give up.

If only campaign fund-raising was as fair and regulated.

Bong hits would have made it even less funny. Ash vs. Evil Dead, on the other hand…

I must admit I avoided all the other Trump/SNL articles on this site, but clicked on this one because of the F grade - and, of course, the many chuckles the commentariat provide.

So an F grade seems pretty apt then?

Probably covering up something or paying off someone

History's greatest monster at number 12? Or was that Jimmy Carter?

There's probably no oil in that huge area.

Needs more grit and grime. Ol' Dirty Bastard would have made a great Bond.