Yeah, it's just like that time Obama beat Bush in that election by telling a bunch easily disprovable lies, while Bush was back in his laboratory trying to save the world.

Was that guy he knew named Beavis?

That hat was one day from retirement!

Yeah, it was like he was using of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize his own stupidity or vices.

"I was attacked, humiliated, and fed misleading gum. I give 'Peyote It Forward' the lowest rating I've ever given a city. A six out of ten."

Because those are the only two choices.

Try not to die.

Case in point.

Good thing trans people aren't humorless and overly sensitive scolds, otherwise people might want to mock them.

Must…warn…others…

I'm having problems with the name "Cobblepot".

Shub-Niggurath or GTFO!

I'm playing pocket pool this weekend.

"Barney's offering me 50 bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report"

True.

Yes, but can you simulate Shub-Niggurath, the black goat with a thousand teats?

Yeah, fuck those atheists. We should burn them all a stake or banish them from society lest we be struck down by a vengeful deity.

You've got to figure there's going to be a certain number of no shows.

COMMUNITY SUCKS
*leans back smugly, waits for royalty check*

Wow, nice bullet points. That professional level media machine style campaign has really seemed to work.