Joe, Kaiser Wilhelm II did not ascend to position of Emperor until 1888, and therefore did not have the power to seize the word "twenty" until at least that time, making the year 1727 unaffected by his actions.

BB wins.

When I was in highschool, I wrote a story about curling for the journalism class's issue of the school paper (usually done by the people who sucked up enough to be on the newspaper staff). The teacher accused me of making it up and failed me. She also failed me for writing about dung beetles— at first for making them…

The Skoalrebel parody was the only thing that really made me laugh, and that was just the initial shot of Cartman-as-Skoalrebel. After that, they pretty much adapted one of his real youtube rants.

Lewis and Clark Emotional Damage
Well, since Lewis committed suicide (by shooting himself in the head—twice— with a muzzle loader), there's probably some emotional damage there. That or lead and mercury poisoning… probably a bit of both.

God Damn it
I just watched this again the other day, then the Police Squad! DVD showed up in my mailbox from Netflix… it's so hard to believe that this same group went on to make those "-Movie" movies.

Look Out!
He's got a gun!… Look out! He's got a knife! …. Look out! He's got a Club!… Look out! He's got a signed Picasso! … Look out! He's got herpes!

I wish I could talk like Alec Baldwin. I would say awesome stuff all of the time.

Dove blood. Goddamn it. There was so much funny shit in this episode that I lost track.

And I would have gotten a blow job after the show was over.

Jesus Christ. You just knocked my world off kilter.

Let me try something here—

Ted
Ted Danson is looking more and more like that guy with the white hair in Ed and His Dead Mother (whose name I always forget) that I used to think might be Ted Danson.

Sunshine
Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows could have been wonderfully insane.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

"If you don't holiday in New Zealand, I shall come to your home, grab you roughly by the scruff of your neck, and belt you about the mouth and mouth you about the belt."

We've got happy hearts and smiling faces
And tolerance for the ethnic races
In Denton

I just don't stop naming my cat. She has 3, 4 if "kitty" counts; that's the only one she responds to, anyway.

3! = 6

The UMD: It's not because I'm angry or because of a conscious choice; when the prequels came out (or by the time I saw the 2nd one) I knew that they sucked and it was a miserable idea to prequilize them, but I said to myself, "Well, Owain, at least you still have the original trilogy." But they lost something because…

He reminds me of an aging Golgo 13.