2 Beavis 2 Butthead

Loblaw lobs law bomb?

Touch Me I'm Going To Scream?

FUCKING SLATE had the inside scoop because the creator of the Americans is brothers with the editor of FUCKING SLATE.

I would travel any distance for love… but I won't travel that distance.

Cradle 23: The Grave

Who wants a banger in the mouth?

damn, i knew i wasn't the first one to do this!

The A.V. Club

THIS! So awesome!

I can feel it coming in the Air National Guard tonight!

Da Funk is a daft PUNk PUN?

standard issue sports mouthguard oughta do it.

Isn't the Pacific Theater next door to Mann's Chinese Theater?

HELLO THERE'S A VERY DISTANT AIRPLANE HERE TO SEE YOU!

Why do they call 'em fingers if they don't fing?

When he took a seat on her desk, I thought he was gonna whip out the ol' bait n' tackle. Glad I wasn't the only one.

This piece of political satire is gold.

Goddamn, I hate Angie…

They are coming to Chicago soon, I noticed recently. I think I'm gonna check it out.