Top 3 Annoyingest Bands:
1. Def Leppard
2. Journey
3. U2

It's called a cup-a-keno, and you won't believe what it costs!

Don't forget the ODB!

"Vampire Weekend bassist Chris Baio claims to be a distant cousin of Buscemi."
-Why didn't they just save 100K on appearance fees and go with Scott Baio?
"But since it’s April Fools' Day, anyone who believes that should hear about this preppy bridge in Connecticut that singer Ezra Koenig has for sale."
-This is amazing.

Are you gonna be my car?

My name is Josh, so I got an extra kick out of that. Especially when Tina replies, "Joshwaaaaaa", which is how I would spell my name if I were African American.

Prophylactica!

If only fish wore shoes…

Everything was UBER-CUTE… and nothing hurt…

Everything was UBER-CUTE… and nothing hurt…

I have a new hero! Thank you Matt Pike!

This guy is seriously reading my mind. I despise Little Drummer Boy, always have, and occasionally sing Winter Wonderland during summer time. Love it!

This guy is seriously reading my mind. I despise Little Drummer Boy, always have, and occasionally sing Winter Wonderland during summer time. Love it!

Don't we all hate Morrisey!

I hope she's a man… I mean… a hot man…

Anyone ever try to watch his stand-up? Terrible. It's a shame cause he's funny as fuck when someone else writes his lines, like in the League….

Californiacation has been on longer than that box of fishsticks has been sitting in my freezer…

Sybil's death is the greatest tragedy since the Edmund Fitzgerald!