Read his take on the Diff'rent Strokes Bicycle man episode. ASAP.

A couple of years ago, I remember reading some gossip piece where Gordon was spotted buying poppers at an adult bookstore. If he wants to avoid a heart attack while making love to his wife, cutting those out of his life would be a good place to start!

Bime's fedora covers up the Latin Kings tattoo he has on the top of his head.

President of the anarchy club.

Those people don't 'inform' on others.

Macacca

Binghamton area.

Hopefully the winner will spike Joe Bastianich's head like a football.

It's a modular home.

Don't worry, college is a pretty easy place to start from scratch.

Leave Wesley Snipes alone!

I remember when Triple Crown Records put out real(ly terrible) music like 25 'ta Life. Hoods up, JNCOs down!

Apple cider donuts are one of the best parts of living in upstate NY. I also live really close to the PA border, so it's just a short drive to pick up some unpasteurized apple cider, much better than the NY pasteurized stuff!

These Leslie Knope Headlines could easily mistaken for the gossamer prose of James Ellroy.

When I was in college, I had a roommate who did stand up. I watched him completely bomb one night at a small comedy club, while being relentlessly heckled by some very drunk guys in the audience. He finished his set. You couldn't pay me enough to go through that shit.

You ice cream eating motherfucker!

As she confessed on the show, “Caitlin Heller” is actually Jason Heller, a Hugo award winning writer.

I was lucky enough to see them once in i think '98, with Snapcase. Great show.

Firestorm EP still holds up, All out War is ok, but the vocals get a bit too 'rappy' a couple of times.

I saw Screaming Females, Brick Mower, California X, and Black Wine in a park in New Brunswick NJ for free on Saturday. About 150 people there max. Awesome!