My brother was able to get his hands on a case of Heady Topper and I had some last weekend. Good stuff!

Hopefully the remake keeps the scene where The Duke whipped the shit out of that one kid with a belt. And hopefully that kid is played by a member of One Direction in the remake.

Brownout…..
Smells like they're cooking a god-damn cat over there.

Mononucleosis! although When The Going Gets Tough From The Get Go is also in the running. The last song played at my wedding reception was Your Party. I can't imagine what that was like for people not familiar with Ween.

Joe is Krissi's son's real dad. That's how she got on the show.

Speaking of, I once watched a documentary about Thomas Pynchon where the entire premise was that he had some connection to the JFK assassination. I'm not kidding. May have been the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

throw some ice cream in it and you've got yourself a cabinet!

She was referred to as a cow several times in this episode, but for some reason, nobody seems to have a problem with that.

When they started releasing that convict core shit like Fury of Five and Skarhead is when the slide really began. I think I'd rather listen to the screamo stuff than that.

The gritty reboot will feature 'administrative assistants' competing in the Mavis Beacon type the bugs off the windshield drill.

Some sites are for kids, and some sites are for dads. We're looking at the sites for dads now.

You're lucky you didn't poop your pants after putting down 3 cigarettes the first time you smoked. Ugh

He's pretty old, odds are he watches a lot of CBS programming now.

Charlemagne in officially licensed Minnesota Twins sweatpants.

Now the next Hold Steady album will have a song that's basically just a retelling of the plot of Little Big League, but with some drug activity and seedy characters thrown in the mix.

In that case, I have a 3rd generation home video tape you may be interested in.

Yeah me too. That sounds like the most Midwestern dessert ever!

I hope it includes a chapter on the Alasdair Gillis groping scandal.

So good. The Dead '69-'74 made the best music I've ever heard in my life. 
(not that I was alive back then or even old enough to have ever seen them live, but even so…)

His turn as rape case red herring in an episode of L&O SVU was also a star maker.