I didn't have a problem with the actual ending of the Dark Tower, just with the general plot of the last 3 books of the series. Also, Wind Through the Keyhole was good, I wouldn't mind a few more stand alone novels/stories set in the DT universe.

I saw her in an ad for an online degree program the other day, so I bet she is jealous as hell. Brenda is such a bitch!

Hide the Moscato!

Ladyboyz

I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT!

It's pronounced 'Dawes'

Totally. Some of the fake Breaking Bad endings people are joking about in the posts above come uncomfortably close to the meta Stephen King shit in the later Dark Tower installments.

Classic Poe-ster Strudel.

Zak Snyder's Slaughterhouse V.

James Franco as John Wesley Powell's colon.

Sal Mineo, Donkey Dom's bunboy.

Looks like he's been caught with the Metamucil in his mouth.

Foxxx

Hopefully Drunk Uncle Ned visits next week! That will perk things up.

Obviously you haven't seen the most recent episode. What a surprise, and just in time for Halloween!

In real life, the secret life of Dorks usually consists of 2 things: an old sock, and hentai.

He wishes it it was legal to have sex with the dead.

Always bet on Ariel Black

Step 1: Place Hot Pockets in microwave, set timer for 2 minutes. 
Step 2: Have sex with your partner. 
Step 3: Return to kitchen, wait for the microwave to be done. 
Step 4: Serve Hot Pockets.

Little known fact: The camera used by Mr. Zapruder was the SAME camera that Rob Lowe used to film his famous sexcapade in the '80s.