Hopefully this movie will also include all of the shitty, shitty bands who played at CBGB back then, like Tuff Darts, but I know it won't.

Well, her ass is quite gratuitous.

Is that Seth Cohen!?

Goth girl's forehead.

Maybe Peter Sellers had some really bad Karma and actually was reincarnated as Mike Myers.

You know, fun stuff like Yellow Ball and Helmet Touch.

And the only place to find 5 star reviews of warmed over baby boomer albums.

He had some similarly snug electric blue pants on last week.

Natasha seems to be getting thicker (not in an intellectual sense) every week. Me likey!

I could see Ellis writing a 600 page novel that's essentially the Californians with some deviant sex thrown in.

Destroys mans eye with a 2x4, a la Marky Mark in real life.

Orson Scott Card secretly likes boys in wigs.

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According to an interview with Johnny Knoxville around the time the 3rd movie came out, they don't want to do another one because they are starting to suffer from chronic back/knee problems etc due to all of the injuries that were sustained over the years. Another full on Jackass movie would basically be like when the…

Will that be after the film downs 16 shots of tequila?

That's pretty much the point.

send Ms Swaggins out to buy some groceries for a couple of hours…

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Pink the recording artist?

15 rockers who were clinically dead for a period of time, but were later revived.