Yeah, he invented some sort of seed planter right?

Robin Williams…….returns to television………………………………….plop

He looks like he drinks several cans of Monster Energy every day, so probably.

It's a 4th generation cassette recording of her screaming while being burned at the stake.

Brody hiding out in Iowa, wearing a fake mustache and working at Burger King.

That's small potatoes compared to the upcoming season 3 reveal that Brody is a cyborg.

That would read better as PSH 'banging his gross body pillow'

Hipster begins weeping uncontrollably, then realizes that this isn't the guy from VU.

Dan Mintz has an album in the works!

It was, before you went back in time and killed that little kid with your car.

We traced the call, Chris Hansen is INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Could you recommend any recent female fronted pop-punk bands that aren't an imitation of The Donnas? I really like Lipstick Homicide, looking for stuff like that. I'm old and out of touch. You seem to know about this stuff.

He blew the fakeout last week too. Next week will be 'Krissi, you're going home……NOT!'

"Interesting that Krissi was told by the producers to hate Bri this week" would probably be a more accurate statement.

I'd distaff her.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Soon-Yi was…..OH! (smokes cigarette from behind neck)

Spy Rock Memories was great.

This ain't the New Pornographers: A XXX Parody.

I wanna be instamatic, I wanna be a frozen pea, I wanna be dehydrated in a consumer society!

"But Simon, you're Jewish!"
"Exactly!"