I watched a Jim Gaffigan standup the other day, and Netflix wanted to know how often I watch 'clean comedy'

Freebase has a lot of vitamins in it.

What happens in the back of the van stays in the back of the van.

Assault on Precinct 13 was definitely non-hacky.

It definitely suffered from the Run Ronnie Run disorder.

Especially when it's coming from behind you while your head is being pressed into the carpet.

Accidental Hollywood Diva

It was either that episode or one from around the same time, where Briscoe's mind was blown when somebody explained e-mail to him. He wanted no part of it.

That's almost as bad as the people who say wrestling's fake.

Especially when the ET doll gets melted down in the blast montage.

You should try Founder's Breakfast Stout if you like those.

Cormac McCarnage

Coming this summer, Jamie Foxx is The Egyptian Lover.

Make a really shitty recording of that with some horrible crust vocals and you could have a hit on maxiumum rocknroll.

Don't worry, poorly played saxophones get a pass.

We didn't sleep in bunks, we slept on slabs

2007 ish?, Binghamton.

Maybe so, but the OC's Adam Brody is.

Same thing in where I live in upstate NY with the commercials. A Sonic finally opened nearby and I didn't get around to going there for about 5 years, and when I finally did, it sucked.

Lionel Osbourne: Ter-rif-ic! Now, I understand that, uh, Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier. Were there are black ball players in the major leagues before Jackie Robinson?