Teenage yearning.
They say you're only 16 once….

Bad Joke
Was it an egg pie? If so, then he literally and figuratively has egg all over his face!

@sarCCastro,

Self-righteous much? I'll bet you're a joy at parties.

Are you a cat man sarCCastro? Yes, dogs are very stupid animals, but they are sweet, lovable, and loyal. And our dogs are not stupid. They understand english (oh god, I sound like every crazy pet person).

Give Robert DeNiro a break. He has that new action movie coming out where he stars with Jason Statham and Clive Owen. It might not be good, but it will be ownage.

I love dogs so much that I have a hard time watching movies where they die.

@Donny.

Well considering that SOA plays out as if some metal-head 10th grader read Hamlet and thought: "This would be awesome with Leela and Hellboy!!!" I'm not actually surprised that he comes across so poorly.

I'm more interested in the Dedi cated service. I find it to be something unexpected. Perhaps even a bit of a surprise.

Albuquerque
I just gotta say it, but man does this show represent Albuquerque well. I grew up there, and I can tell you that this show doesn't need go to great lengths to make it look like the third world country that they portray it as.

I read Chaucer's Canterbury Tales (well, I read half of it before I realized that I didn't actually have to read it to get a B) as an undergrad, and all the words sounded pretty fucking weird to me, so maybe, you know, we just think medieval words sound weird.

I'm sorry, let me rephrase. I don't think there is anyone who gives a shit who doesn't know what happens to Harry.

They could do something like that with The Scarecrow. Based on his TDK cameo, he's a good recurring villain with absolutely no plot ramifications.

Fuck it, just watch Batman Begins and then TDK. Then maybe Memento, Inception, The Prestige, and (if you really like his other movies) Insomnia, in that order.

Or just pee during HP. Because, honestly, who doesn't know what happens to the boy wizard and his plucky companions by now?

Forster is pretentious and had no idea what to do with an action scene. Mendes on the other hand, has always said that he loves Bond, can make a very beautiful movie (for all their faults, his films are easy on the eyes), and if you still aren't convinced, go watch Road to Perdition.

Why the Lazenby hate? OHMSS was one of the best Bond movies ever made. It's up there with From Russia with Love, and Casino Royale.

Get Adele on that. She's not exactly easy on the eyes, but she can holler out a tune.

Well, maybe a Serbian war criminal could kidnap Jax's baby and everyone could go to Serbia for the season… and then I could continue not giving a shit about what used to be a decent show.