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Wilfred is boring, and unwatchable… so… it's pretty similar to most documentaries I've seen.

I sort of want to see how Oldboy would play out as an American movie. It's so UN-american that it would be fun. It's hyperviolent without being a horror movie and it has such a massively disturbing twist that violates many unwritten un-violatable american movie rules.

Yeah, Prison Break got a wrap up movie. But that show sucked, so who cares.

I don't have any delusions that he's a serious director, but The Town was a surprisingly fun, decent action movie. Although it was seriously dragged down by Affleck's inability to act.

I was going to call Chancius a tool, but then I took a look at that album, and I realized that nothing I could say is as bad as his music.

I just want to see Goodman give Affleck swirlies. Which I'm sure will happen by about day 9 or so.

I think the snark is because Ben is actually a (semi) (almost) (half) decent director, but his acting is just terrible.

Ebert gave Watchmen and Knowing 4/4 stars. Sometimes I think that he just likes to troll us all.

I may not know much about internet etiquette, but how is posting 2 relevant articles from legitimate sources trolling?

Screw Mad Men. Give me my Breaking Bad.

Holy shit, I totally slurred that comment out. No more vodka for Captain Cool on tuesday nights.

"when men live by trade… it is the best product that wins, the best performance, the man of best judgment and highest ability…"

All aboard the S.S. Date Rape.

I wonder if it was similar to the awkwardness that ensued when Duchovny was wooing Larry Sanders?

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Doesn't this new show seem a little influence by Calvin and Hobbes? Awesome.

So? Good for him, Jon Stewart is a pretty awesome guy.

Like blaming a rape victim for her short skirt? Keep the classy comments coming, urgh.

Futurama?

The idea of Cars 2 makes me die a little inside. Oh well, after three years of the (arguably) finest movies Pixar has made I guess they gotta throw the disney merchandising machine a bone.

You can argue over the quality of Munich and Minority Report, but there is no denying that the Crystal Skull was pure, unadulterated shite.