Oh well, as horrible as it is, sometimes babies die (especially if you drink and use drugs while pregnant). UCB are just a bunch of exploitative assholes who are being reprimanded by another bunch of exploitative assholes.

Obligatory what happened to Spielberg thread.
But seriously, this guy went from making Jaws and Schindler's List to making War of the Worlds and producing this.

Yeah, but Fassbender will be in his nineties by the time the next Bond movie gets made.

I don't think the avclub is second rate. It's community is certainly much, much better than the ghetto that is the Gawker sites, and it is miles, upon miles better than the frightening comments you read on CNN or Yahoo.

I sort of hope that he will make some big confessional speech to Deb, and she will just be like, "Oh yeah, I've known for years. Dad told me the day before he died"

Don't worry, it will be announced that this movie is PG-13 soon and everyone will freak out.

Ralph Fiennes is OKAY, but Bellatrix is fucking terrifying and strangely sexy at the same time. Helena Bonham Carter does an excellent job.

Yeah, most of the later harry potter books were filled with angsty teen crap. Harry and Ron were always throwing little bitch fits about something.

Well, it's a good thing that he resigned. Now hopefully some Tea Party lunatic will win his spot in the next election, and all will be right in the world.

Entourage to stroke Weiner ('s ego)

I knew a Stacey when that song came out. One time I sang it to her, and she just rolled her eyes. Her mom must have been ugly as fuck.

Mock him all you like, but I thought that the Solaris remake was surprisingly decent.

No.
This sounds like the douchiest movie ever.

Do I hear a good idea for a AV Q&A?

The only problem with putting Jar Jar in the film will be that Spielberg will then have to then RE-release the first Jurassic Park with the velociraptors edited out and replaced with CGI Jar Jars.

Yeah, but Tea Leoni sure was nice looking.

Maybe Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christensen can play the role of the lead scientists/adventurers.

That's good
Liam Neeson was among the best actors in Batman Begins. There are worse things than him returning.

Yes
They should do a gritty reboot. Maybe they could explore the Jeff Goldblum character's formative years.

I could sure go for 10000 hugs from 10000 lightning bugs.