LOOK!
It's Jackal Onassis

Yeah, but there is a 3G version as well. And it runs on AT&T. And the audience booed it.

Well, it wasn't much of a climax, at any rate.

Chill out dude, if you hate the AV Club so much, then just, you know, don't read it. But I don't think you hate it, I just think you love to troll.

I actually sort of feel bad for the Sony PR department. The audience literally booed when Sony announced that the PS Vita would run on AT&T.

I think that Bioware just chose to play up the shooter aspects of the game. EA clearly believes that no game will sell well unless you can shoot things good and dead in it.

DA2 had a climax? When did that happen?

Yeah, well, when you spend your entire life training to kill people, there's a good chance that you can do it with some efficiency.

I dunno. I'm not sure the amazing Bioware template (a linear story, with some cool sidequests, black vs. white morality, awesome voice acting, and tight presentation) will really work when it's stretched out indefinitely and filled with swearing virgins locked in their mothers basement.

KOTOR
Star Wars: The Old Republic looks like a massive disappointment.

What about that sketchy fat alien who ran the diner? They could have a whole episode on him bribing the Coruscant health department.

The first two movies were amazing (dare I say it, but they were perfect), Return of the Jedi was mostly awesome, but it had some shitty stuff in it.

Golden age of television?

This game will crash and burn?

METAL!!!
After 4 full circuits of the board, sell all your property, sell your guitar-shaped playing piece, hire a therapist, and every three or four circuits of the board put out one or two half-assed houses on whatever shitty remaining property you're stuck with.

Both are amazing, but they are very, very different. Watch the Shield first if you like OWNAGE, and watch the Wire first if you enjoy novels and "classy shit".

He is a snide, self-righteous asshole. But man, can he write some excellent television.

Cleopatra, with Angelina Jolie
Ridley Scott, 6 hours, no intermission, $500 million dollars, full 3D Imax presentation.

Plus, if a doctor fucks up the circumcision, you can sue the fuck out of them.

Seriously. Real genital mutilation is some intense, nasty stuff.