I like her, she's cute and perky. I would totally hit it. I don't get some of the ironic Kristen Bell hate.

How dare she use drugs, seriously, she should just stick to good old binge drinking.

I haven't seen Red Cliff, but I did get the same impression from Hero. Oh well, I guess whitewashing history is the first step towards global capitalism.

Perhaps the fiery burning of your Canceraids will numb the frustration of seeing your film remade.

People still want to fuck Joan Allen?

Ke$ha
But if Ke$ha's eyes didn't work, where would her glitter eyeliner go?

Jesus Christ guys, back of the fucking reviewer. If he wanted to give a game a C+, then that is his prerogative.

No, actually he is returning from a Reservoir Dogs themed porn star and coke party.

I think there's a little Sterling Archer in all of us.

I'll bet he has more fun in rehab than I've ever had in my entire life.

Someone should start a gimmick commenter who is excessively courteous, and goes out of their way to avoid "I" statements.

Sucker Punch looks like a piece of shit. It's like he was trying to see how many elements of geek culture he could fit into a single story.

For my entire life people have been telling me that I have as much tact as a talking ape. Now it appears that I have even less.

Scott
I'm a little excited to see Ridley Scott's first (not a firstie attempt) sci-fi film in many years. Although Kingdom of Heaven was decent, I'm a little tired of his swords and sandals movies.

It's gonna be tough to get that bra off with ONE LESS FINGER!

Heavy Rain?
So a videogame that is inspired by dark murder thrillers is inspiring a dark murder thriller? What?

I'm a little aroused. Is that wrong?

Very true. Although, if the world was going to end, I cannot think of a better way to go out than watching George Lucas fail miserably, for the very last time.

Hmm.. interesting. I had not thought of that. I often forget that irony must be multi-layered to be truly successful.

Yimou Zhang could direct it.