Good Chinese Mother:

No self-respecting hipster would watch the American remake of the office. It's so… sigh… Bourgeois.

Do we all still honestly believe that this movie is going to be made?

Why would you hope that? I mean, clearly the man has a Millenium falcon built just in case. If the predictions are accurate, he will simply fly away and leave us all to die.

Thanks guys, I guess I'll netflix it, and see if I can make it through the first season.

Good for you, PBR with some shitty, greasy nachos is pure bliss.

@Janice,

True Blood
Totally off topic, but is True Blood worth watching? Is it any good? I don't really like vampires, but I do like good tv, and boobs.

I got it off a toilet seat. I SWEAR!

Well then I guess you should be happy, because you have contracted a bad case of the former.

Skins
I guess CW had to get itself some of that yummy "inappropriate for children" PR as well.

Yeah, but at least before this came out, we could fool ourselves into believing that it wasn't THAT bad.

When I was 19 I sat around drinking cheap beer hoping to catch the eye of any skanky piece of ass currently in the same room. Not much has changed in 7 years.

Well, now I guess Taco Bell is to vile to even serve as acceptable "drunk as fuck" food for me.

Probably ditched class and huffed rubber cement in the trailer park behind the baseball field.

When every show is about teenagers wearing holister, using schick razors and eating taco bell, I believe the line between content and commercial becomes a little blurred.

How much fuck greenday?

Then, Poe promptly drinks himself to death, and is found in a gutter.

Speaking of FX, I am very excited for thursday's new Archer.

Fuck, I just now read the firstie, and realized how un-creative and sleazy I feel.