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I think Breckin Meyer would make a great young Edgar Allen Poe. But only if Henry Pollard can be a young Abe Lincoln

Nobody gives a fuck about that self righteous piece of shit (Waiting for Superman). Charter Schools are the answer? Really?

Nathan Fillion is a little too old to be a good Nathan Drake, however, just about anybody would be better than the black hole of charisma that is Wahlberg.

Thats about right, The King's Speech is one of those oscar bait movies that everyone loves the year it came out (I certainly like it), but in a few years nobody will even remember it.

If someone told me to stick it in the "furry city," I would run the other way, screaming.

Really? Because it's only after I do my taxes that I realize how fucked I just got.

We live in a society where teachers cannot even suggest to teens that they use condoms during sex because that might be construed as endorsing… sex.

Comrade Pig,

Dr. Robuttnik,
I totally see where you're coming from, and I'm not trying to be glib or anything. It's a tough situation.

I totally agree with Ape Froman, all Assange needs is a Manic-Pixie-Dream-Girl.

It's a difficult issue. I mean, who decides what is whistle blowing and what is maliciously leaking dangerous information?

They should give it the lifetime movie treatment:

I'm not sure if the documents that he has released have actually told us anything new. However, I think the reaction to his antics by both conservative Americans and our government has been very enlightening as to how this country actually feels about freedom of speech.

Or better yet, as a test of faith, have him sacrifice his own child. Just don't, you know, pull a yahweh and stop him halfway through.

I haven't undergone extensive orthopedic surgery and rehabilitation for a good 5 months. Sign me up!

That crazy Chuck Bass! What will he get into next!

Smith kids
Have Willow and Jaden ever been in a photograph together? Are we 100% sure that they are different people?

More like coming in very dark places.

Seriously, some of those parental watchdog sites have nudity guides that are more detailed than even Mr. Skin.

Yeah, I smoked way more pot in high school than in college. When you're fucking bored out of your mind all day listening to teachers, going too long without drugs is akin to pulling nails out.