Yikes, this is going very dark places.

According to my nephew, High School Band is like one massive orgy. Had I known that years ago, I would not have stopped playing the flute in third grade.

So who is the Zeus of modern mythology? By your logic, would it be Harry Callahan?

Yeah, 2010 was pretty good, however there was an abnormally high amount of original movies that came out this year, and fewer remakes/sequels.

Yes! The movie could star Hugh Jackman and Jeremy Renner (in Blackface, naturally), and could feature actual sex with an actual prostitute.

The Unbearable Lightness of Killing
A Farewell to Arms (and Legs)
To Maim, Gag, Torture and Kill a Mockingbird

Bob Dylan will NEVER die. He will outlive all of us, for sure, his voice will keep getting worse and worse, but still, he will continue to perform. Because the show must go on, or something.

If anybody can find a way to still get people to pay for pictures of boobs, then it is that horny old husk of a man.

Question for all you physicists.
So when Ricky Gervais appears on this show, will space time fold in on itself and collapse because of the massive paradox created by him appearing on a more popular remake of the show he created?

Curious
Tell me RAF, who is it that you jerk off to? Is it Tom Hardy? Katie Holmes? Maggie Gyllenhall? Christian Bale? Who is it again?

You mispronounced it. It's actually "Welcome to Earf"

Cameron Crowe
Jesus Christ does this dude worship rock stars. I wonder if this documentary involves following them around? Also, will he pine hopelessly over a young Kate Hudson? I guess that we'll find out soon.

Yeah, seriously. There is nothing worse than a 2 and 1/2 hour long shitty movie.

Yeah, I guess that you're right, suits who ruin our movies sometimes have some good ideas. However, seeing this movie made and released while Serenity does not get a sequel is a hard pill to swallow.

I hate to say it, but the organ fondling/sex scene was probably the best scene in the movie. I would like to think that it was original, but it probably was not.

Only after he finishes his phd.

I'm sure it was mostly about the money, but I would imagine that Peter Jackson's "authentic middle-earth" shoots are pretty exhausting, even for the physically fit people, and it's not like Gandalf sits around, he's pretty active in the hobbit. That cannot be easy for an old guy.

In other news, the sky is blue.

Trust me, I knew a few really ugly girls who went to a tech school, and they were up to their eyeballs in smelly, nerdy engineer ass.

Well, at least the Drew Carey Show was once funny.