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Unfortunately, most of "that kind of nerds" I know, love this ridiculous show (No offense GeoGreg, as I don't know you in real life).

Yeah, I really like him too. I think that, as two face, he could have been great in the next Batman movie. That's why it made me a little sad to see the entire storyline play out in the last 30 minutes of TDK.

If by the core you mean Hilary Swank. Then yes. He did penetrate.

Eckhart
Am I the only one that thought Two Face should have been in the next batman movie? Maybe I'm wrong, but he seemed sort of shoe horned into "The Dark Knight" ?

Oh, okay. Thanks Middle Manager. Why couldn't he have made it easier on everybody and just said "John Cena'd your momma" ?

Robert De Niro in "Meet the [parents/fockers]"

Yes, the AVclub is occasionally pretentious, but I'm pretty sure that is the first time anybody has ever attempted to be too cool for sex.

I can't believe I just read that entire song. I'm going to go take a shower, after dumping a bottle of bleach over myself. Yes, that is how filthy I feel.

The taliban would show up at an ICP show, and they would say:

You forgot the massive faygo and feces lubricated gang rape/orgy at the center of it all.

ICP
Sweet!! I got my tickets today. Then after the show I'm going to gouge my eyes out while sacrificing my firstborn to Satan.

I liked the poker game. It was broken up with some action scenes, so it didn't get too bogged down by the constant close-ups of Bond's furrowed brow.

Yeah, that makes sense. Regardless of who it was a parody of, it was pretty good.

Is Rain of Madness a Herzog parody? I thought it was a Coppola parody mocking Hearts of Darkness.

I liked the Town a little bit better than Fighter.

The Giver would be intense. How would you put a humorless/joyless book about euthanasia and societal repression on film and market it for children?

Breaking Away is a fun, good movie. Plus, Jackie Earle Hailey is funny as the angry little redhead.

ilomilo
I think I liked this game better when it was called Little Big Planet. Haha. Just kidding.

Peter Jackson claims the the Scouring of the Shire is anti-climactic. Although it is an important part of the third book, I don't think ROTK extended edition needs to be any longer. I believe that it already clocks in at over 4 hours of hobbity goodness.

Did you pine hopelessly over a girl that;