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We actually read that book [Mao] in the same class. What a useless fucking course, but I enjoyed it at the time. Gotta love the liberal arts.

Seinfeld is like comfort food. You turn it on, enjoy the hell out of it, feel better, then turn it off and move on with life.

TMNT were okay, personally I always stuck to the classics. I wore out my VHS copies of The Looney Toons.

Yeah….. the dreaded double post. I hang my head in shame.

Weren't there like 20 unnecessary sequels to hatchet?

Calvin and Hobbes
I used to love them. However, I have a feeling that if I read the strip now, they might actually be funnier.

Calvin and Hobbes
I used to love them. However, I have a feeling that if I read the strip now, they might actually be funnier.

Kundera
I really didn't enjoy The Unbearable Lightness of Being even when I read it in school. I think part of my problem is that I read the book in the context of a political philosophy class.

I didn't mind Body of Lies, I think that movie gets much unnecessary hate.

Xenu?
I'm surprised not to have heard from Xenu yet. I would like his take on this.

Both probably. I heard that they can play videogames and have tv's in medium security, I don't know how true that is, but it would make prison much more enjoyable.

I certainly was. I still haven't decided. Is T.I. the rapist or the rapee (rape victim? I don't know what the proper term is)?

I'll just be happy if Hayden Christenson is CGI'ed over Timberlake. Because there is no such thing as too much Hayden.

When a movie is as perfectly put together as Inception is, who cares if the characters were all surface level (which in my often wrong opinion, they were).

Yeah, I loved the Social Network, but I really hope that Inception wins best picture. Nolan deserves it.

I don't hate Hurley because he's fat, I hate him because he is annoying. Kate doesn't bother me AS MUCH, because at least with Kate stories, you got to look at Evangeline Lilly.

All firstie jokes and cancerAIDS diagnoses aside, Hurley had this certain je ne sais quoi that I could not stand.

Hurley
I think I am the only person alive who couldn't stand Hurley.

Just saying, wouldn't McCoy be a pretty good choice to go poking around inside a highly volatile projectile? Surgeons have some steady hands.

Pray tell, how do you properly maintain a sexbot?