Lets be completely honest. What is more important, getting a firstie or seeing Charlotte Ross's butt?

They ruin everything fun.

"Country Strong" —

Serrano ham is fucking amazing, with a nice Andalusian red wine… mmmm… heaven.

I don't know how true this is, but I read somewhere that Glee covers of songs occasionally outsell the original song on itunes.

Yeah, knowing that you are free to hate Glee is a wonderful feeling.

By all means, if you can afford and justify a 3D tv, why not buy one? Sure it's extravagant, but isn't everything that gets discussed on this site a little bit over priced? I mean when was the last time we talked about the ketchup sale at Costco?

I have not seen the movie in a very very long time, so you could be completely right, but I cling to my memories of Robin Hood being awesome.

How can you not care about Lion King? Its a pretty damn good movie.

Would you rather him spend his allowance on classic movies or Call of Duty?

Robin Hood was the shit. That little fox was the biggest badass disney has ever created.

For whatever reason, Deus Ex just does not look that interesting.

"The Martial Artist"

What did you get your master's in, dickishness?

How's the soup line?

Resolutions
1. Not spend so much money on videogames and TV. I'm addicted to collectors editions and fancy boxed sets. It is more expensive than doing cocaine off of a hooker every night for the rest of my life.
2. Read more books. I feel like an uncultured heathen.
3. Watch The Walking Dead.
4. Go see more movies in…

AD should pick up for you, but if it doesn't, well, then, I guess you always have Two and a Half Men.

Actually, my new year's resolution is to do even less work (if that is humanely possible, I already do so little).

Have you done the Mass Effects yet? Because if not, those should be at the top of that list.

I didn't play Dante's Inferno because I hated the demo.