I've heard mixed things about God of War III. I finally bit the bullet and bought a PS3, is it worth buying as a starter game?

Yeah, Sam Worthington was pretty bland (and whiny) in the story.

I didn't love the planet scanning mini game, but it sure beat the heck out of the GODDAMN MAKO. Fuck I hate that stupid thing.

I don't think that the Cultural Revolution was a fun experience for anybody.

Yeah, he can really make a beautiful movie, I just hope that it doesn't get too bogged down in trying to be "propaganda".

Yimou
Hopefully Yimou won't be banned from making films for 3 years after this.

Clint Mansell can write some amazing songs, he deserves the oscar. Damn are his soundtracks good.

That photo is a little too odd for Dan Savage. I think we need some Freud up in here.

Bullock sucks, at least Malin Ackerman takes her clothes off in every movie she is in.

I actually really like that idea Close-Watcher. They could set it in the final days of the battle for Stalingrad, and into the fall of Germany. That could be some intense, depressing stuff.

Glory featured the Union side.

AMC

I think that Scott Tenorman must Die would be a good choice. It contains everything that South Park does well.

I had forgotten how much fun laser tag is, although these days, don't most 12 year old kids quench their thirsts for violence on CoD?

What the story doesn't tell you is that Justin Bieber tried to kiss the boy in question, and thus was called a gay slur, before limpwristedly swatting at him.

Justin Bieber's magical haircut and bangs… of OWNAGE.

Awesome
The Reapers will fuck your shit up.

If I remember correctly, the Nutcracker ballet was some pretty fucked up shit already. Pedophilia, bestiality, and all sorts of other weird Russian shit mixed with some nice music.

At least Chloe had an Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore lesbian scene. That makes it 100 times better than anything on this list.

Kristin Bell has had a terrible year.