"The lights are on, but you're not home./George Will is often wrong."

Michael Shannon is listed in the cast, and in the media has commented on being in Dawn of Justice.

OUTRAGEOUS! Well, for MY part, I'm smiling all the way through my scenes in the movie.

"I only remember that from about 1/4 of the high school girls in the audience! The other 3/4s, of course, had no risk of pregnancy because they follow Jesus' commandment to do it in the pooper instead!"

Is his date in the ad Sharon Stone?

Hopefully the new movie will involve Michael Fassbender's head giving calm pointers to humans on the wisdom of running a direction different from the path of a falling spaceship.

Isohedron-octo-pussy writers.

Wait until the writers realize you can't hardly talk underwater! Landlubber Hollywood makes me laugh.

ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD NITWITS: You wouldn't have to hire writers at all if you would do the reality series I'd pitched to you.

Watched this for the first time since the early 90s, and still dug it. A lot of bravado and attitude throughout. And Brian Blessed's teeth.

I hope in this series they quickly find a cure, or round up all the zombies, kill them, and successfully rebuild a prosperous society. But no one thinks to contact the SE part of the U.S. so The Walking Dead has no idea everyone else beyond the South is okay now.

Travis is dumb.

Ke$ha > Katy Perry

Maybe it'll be about female empowerment in the kitchen, giving Charlie a tasty sammich and he goes all "You're such an angel. You go, girl!"

Every time someone complains in the future about being hungry, the show should cut to a closeup of the cart full of food that was left in the high school in episode two for no reason.

Lou Reed rhymed "head" with "head".

"Shiny raping wetbacks stealing jobs…"
("Shiny raping wetbacks stealing jobs…")

Prince absorbed Michael Jackson's life force over several decades, which is why Jackson looked like a mummified cat at the end and was so preoccupied with mingling with children to recover some life force.

We can safely presume that Chilli, T-Boz, and Left-Eye were singing to their peer group as dating prospects and did not have to specify the song was not directed at jailbait or near-jailbait age men.

Nowhere to go, butt up!