Photo caption: "ARAMAIC, motherfucker. DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

::SPOILER:: That character is Hodor's twin sister, Gagar.

My boys are swimmers, and work in every uterus.

How long until the insecure boyfriend in the first question starts leaving extra diaphragms around their home, saying though his tears: "Now tell me how it feels. TELL ME HOW IT FEELS!"

Wilmer Valderrama. Lindsay Lohan as Ann Druyan.

"Daddy, how did the dinosaurs die?"
[Points at photo above] "Son, looks like Carl Sagan dry humped them off the face of the Earth."

Menzies played Brutus in HBO's "Rome" series.

And end up with tongues that are numb.

I like the idea of a White Panther superhero, who can really only sneak around in the snow and constantly complains about how cold it is.

A girl plays at being a country-born mother to Amidala, grandmother to Leia. A girl is a pawn to a man's cross-genre trolling.

Is the world crying out for a sequel, or just these people?

Like reading the memoir of Julius Caesar, and all he really wants to write about is the bridges he helped design & build.

Benji the Hunted has an astonishing scene where, if memory serves, he tricks a wolf into running off a cliff, twisting in mid-air to then fall to its death.

A girl will play younger Clara. A girl will not need to change her face.

And she reads Braille using a light on her nightstand.

I know that picking on a female superhero is a natural next step downward when you cannot defeat a male superhero, but these women-libbers are stronger than you think in physical contests. To ensure success, I suggest Reactron change his showbiz name to something like The Emotionally Available Man to perhaps win…

I never liked this song. It sounded like weak ELO, and I super-duper don't like ELO and Jeff Lynne productions.

Presumably Val Kilmer is recording similar tapes of himself for a future documentary that will make fun of this one.

In the 1980s, a letter writer to Spin magazine said that what Morrissey needs is a cheeseburger and a good fuck. That still holds.

The headline still works if read as she pegged others on behalf of Doctor Strange.