No, really - what did Kurt Cobain taste like? Courtney isn't talking.

Home schoolers take the weirdest field trips.

Offshore drilling works really great as an organizing tactic against you gill-less mud stomping saps. 1-2 more spills and all the creatures of the oceans will flop onto your shores and take over.

Does David Bowie need cocaine to be a great music artist? (Still working on "coke" versus "Pepsi" joke).

Matt Damon as Robin. Funny notion. Clearly Damon will play me, Aquaman.

So, Alexander Skarsgard's penis may not be coming, if at all, until next year? Poor fellow. I'd sit my ass on some snow, too, if I had to wait that long.

This show has been on an upswing. THEORETICAL SPOILER: The Big Bad for Season 7, will be revealed next week in Season 6, episode 10, as Sarah Newlin crawls and is healed at the feet of her maker…Jesus Christ!

Robert Plant's penis was nicknamed Percy.

The connection of Kang to Mr. Freeze grew my brain. He did good work. There was an appealing wit beneath his performances.

Fuck you, Mel Sugartits Gibson and the Academy. 'Babe' should have won, not 'Braveheart'. And, Mel, stop ending your Jesus movie right when the zombie part begins. Stupid ass.

Whatever gives James Hong more paying work, I'm for it.

As someone familiar with Astoria, Oregon where this movie was filmed: the idea of putting a golf course up on Astoria's vast hills sounds like a horrible plan. All those golf balls, just bouncing down into the Columbia River.

Spock, sabotaaage the system. Spock, sabotaaage the system.

So D.C. has hired me as a consultant for its new Aquaman film. I'm here on location, and they didn't even give enough planning to get waterproof cameras. The cinematographer is now trying to figure out if they can cover the cameras in sandwich baggies and still roll. Bad signs for the Justice League movie.

Bane Cook?

What is a "pilot-cum-president"? The election process must be horrifying/delightful.

"Keep Me In Your Heart" by Warren Zevon
"The Thong Song" by Sisqo

Just keep your dumb flying asses out of my waters, super klutzes!

I also heard Van Alden's cadence throughout. It was great. Shannon has a good economy with words. Let's make him a Senator so we can watch him on C-SPAN all the time while getting drunk.

I used to mock his anklet wings and weird Vulcan appearance. Then we got stoned sucking the ink out of a squid, had some laughs, and utterly debauched a pair of sea cucumbers. We're bros now. I only call him Namor. There is no satisfactory way to pronounce "Submariner" without him sounding like a metallic vessel or…