Johns and I are dating.

Captain Marvel used to handle everything Superman does, but demands a fair wage. That goddamn Kryptonian underbids him every time, and he does shitty work. How many times have we seen The Daily Planet globe fall off the building? If Captain Marvel fixed it, it would stay fixed!

So, a retrospective of alien-born Kal-El from Krypton but NOTHING about earth-born Aquaman? You strive too hard to be soft-hearted multi-culturalists, A.V. Club, and forget your home planet roots!

Wherever whores go.

Maron's line delivery seemed stiffer than in other episodes. Does anyone know of they're being aired in order?

I know it was a typo, but the image of "female signers" performing this song in American Sign Language would lead to dorky rage faces for all involved.

When this was a hit, my friend and I would antagonize each other by bellowing it with mock profundity and pointy fingers. You look at this band and can tell, person-by-person, what they smell like.

I also like how this essay starts profoundly, mentions 2-3 songs, then stops abruptly. All you people, can't you see. CAN'T YOU SEE?

I will never pour the hate on the Orlando factory and N'Sync, Backstreet Boys, and Britney Spears. Without them, the world would NEVER have the classic Brazillian ass-shaker, Kevin Federline's Popo Zao: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'm hoping NBC will find my comment and create a Groupon that will make Megan Hilty available for free, if you catch my drift.

Free Megan Hilty!

Chris Brown's greatest crime affecting all of us is his boring music.

Spock, your terrariums are incredibly shitty. Try just a turtle next time.

The only time it tells is "Winter is coming".

Trouser pilot.

"Jesus." - Bobby Draper

Oh my god, they killed Kyle! You bastards!

Great Zombie Jesus!

This was a significant step up for the show. I've been watching this relative inanity with my daughter but this episode was genuinely interesting and not an endurance test with persistent internal "Why are we bothering with this?" the whole time.

Mime is money.