Mime is money.

I pretended to be her boyfriend in a sham social media-only relationship, then I broke it up. When she pleaded "Why?" I told her I was gay. That triggered this whole thing. Sorry.

A photo of the Direwolf litter from season 1 that says "Psychic Dogs"?

Are you assassins?

Elastica.

This idea about Flanders in the review is weird: "He also gave an idea of what the self-righteous Lisa might become if she weren’t so dazzled and humbled by science.

Aw HELL NAW. Pip pip.

Did that assassination plan seem cockamamie (mamie … of COCK?) to anyone else? Several toughs in a room with options to poison or shoot Malcolm. Instead set off an alarm so people are huddled together, including the target, but the TRUE strategy was to try to position Malcolm to be near a window so someone several…

She becomes Hattie McDaniel as Mammy in Gone With the Wind? I'd watch that show.

Les Miserables involves bleating like sheep, WITHOUT a French accent. Pass!

Zombie shows have no obligation to have political sensitivity. The boy has a gun. Good.

All I require from a movie are pop culture references presented in a way to solicit a laugh for recognizing such pop culture references. Plot and characters are merely clutter. Will this movie satisfy?

Sorry. Wasn't able to hear you. Could you type more loudly, please?

THIS WAS THE AT&T OF EPISODES!

@avclub-230e46d19fe78a6c8dc715659a7188d7:disqus  - Great point on JFK, made me laugh (we are apparently past the "too soon" worry about JFK jokes). The anti-Catholic angle was maybe the one Oliver Stone didn't throw onto the wall in his JFK conspiracy movie. Had he served a full term, and possibly a second, as people…

Smash Megan Hilty's all-around boobs with permission and lovingly, or GTFO.

"No child's behind left." - Christopher Hitchens on the Vatican child-rape coverups.

If only someone, someday, who professed Christian beliefs could get elected to office or maybe even President. Oh, wait, THEY ALL DO.

I want more breakup songs directed at Britney Spears on the new album, and am suspecting they may not be virgins.

I believe that children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way.
TUSK!