Fine to see her up and about. Part of me wished she was asked "What did Kurt Cobain taste like?"

That inane clip, stilted dialogue, and stiff attempt to use "a thing" may have dampened my automatic boner. Something medical professionals said was impossible with Brie and Caplan in the same movie talking about sex.

That inane clip, stilted dialogue, and stiff attempt to use "a thing" may have dampened my automatic boner. Something medical professionals said was impossible with Brie and Caplan in the same movie talking about sex.

I got a doctorate in Peter Gallagher studies.

I got a doctorate in Peter Gallagher studies.

I want Kat Dennings to carry the fuck out of this show and into my lap.

I want Kat Dennings to carry the fuck out of this show and into my lap.

I have a Prius of Smugness.

I have a Prius of Smugness.

Gillian next week if business doesn't pick up: "Ladies, all men are born with a fever. And the prescription is MORE HARP! Now drag the fucking harp onto the porch!"

Gillian next week if business doesn't pick up: "Ladies, all men are born with a fever. And the prescription is MORE HARP! Now drag the fucking harp onto the porch!"

Right on about 'American Beauty' and 'Life is Beautiful'. 'American Beauty' was bo-ring and lazy (the asshole military dad Nazi aficionado is ALSO closeted, of course!). 'Life is Beautiful' had me and my wife writhing in our seats with loathing. Roberto Benigni's constant out-mugging of the child actor, his antics…

Right on about 'American Beauty' and 'Life is Beautiful'. 'American Beauty' was bo-ring and lazy (the asshole military dad Nazi aficionado is ALSO closeted, of course!). 'Life is Beautiful' had me and my wife writhing in our seats with loathing. Roberto Benigni's constant out-mugging of the child actor, his antics…

FREE DEAN PELTON!

FREE DEAN PELTON!

If you want to see him bleed, you could just find some Puce Kryptonite, which makes Superman menstruate.

If you want to see him bleed, you could just find some Puce Kryptonite, which makes Superman menstruate.

"For the Obama is dark and full of terrors."

"For the Obama is dark and full of terrors."

"Showgirls" is an astonishing movie, seeped in irony. I thought Kyle MacLachlan was among those that Verhoeven clued in on what was happening. The whole thing is fun, except when the friend gets raped by Kenny G/Yanni. That's not so fun.