Paul Stanley's face has been slowly melting. Kids, never order ROOM SERVICE!

Maggie is horribly unappealing, incompetent, and bosses Jim about like she has wisdom, which she doesn't. The actress is fine, the writing for her is awful. Team Lisa.

Maggie is horribly unappealing, incompetent, and bosses Jim about like she has wisdom, which she doesn't. The actress is fine, the writing for her is awful. Team Lisa.

Fuck. I got my Lily Allen Forever tattoo YESTERDAY.

Fuck. I got my Lily Allen Forever tattoo YESTERDAY.

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As someone who also spends a lot of time in the woods shaking sexy power spray off my hands, was really feeling Sookie this episode.

As someone who also spends a lot of time in the woods shaking sexy power spray off my hands, was really feeling Sookie this episode.

They need to combine this with Doctor Who and make a show about a news crew that travels back and forth in time to report on stories with 20/20 hindsight. With Daleks and Cybermen.

They need to combine this with Doctor Who and make a show about a news crew that travels back and forth in time to report on stories with 20/20 hindsight. With Daleks and Cybermen.

Also, Tina Majorino is going to win an Emmy. Not necessarily for quality of work (though she's charming), but because she has been on every series in every role and there are a diminishing number of slots available for other actors.

Also, Tina Majorino is going to win an Emmy. Not necessarily for quality of work (though she's charming), but because she has been on every series in every role and there are a diminishing number of slots available for other actors.

One Obama is enough to send a few folks into a tizzy, the idea of FOUR Obamas running around on a truck shooting people will likely give Tea Partiers heart attacks.

One Obama is enough to send a few folks into a tizzy, the idea of FOUR Obamas running around on a truck shooting people will likely give Tea Partiers heart attacks.

I used to workout to this movie.

I used to workout to this movie.

Eager to live in a post-Post Russell Edgington World.

Eager to live in a post-Post Russell Edgington World.

That movie ENDS just as the zombie part BEGINS. Needs to be flipped. Make a sequel, Mel Gibson, or GTFO.