That movie ENDS just as the zombie part BEGINS. Needs to be flipped. Make a sequel, Mel Gibson, or GTFO.

Star Trek and Scooby-Doo, where every single thing that appeared to be supernatural was found out to be bullshit. Except for that episode on 20th Century Rome Planet where they all got beatific at then end because Jesus was about to emerge there. Fuck that noise.

Star Trek and Scooby-Doo, where every single thing that appeared to be supernatural was found out to be bullshit. Except for that episode on 20th Century Rome Planet where they all got beatific at then end because Jesus was about to emerge there. Fuck that noise.

I know the wars are all wrong, but I've fully expected Dr. Greg Rapey to become Major Frank Burns.

I want to combine the last two things in Jeff's chest: Annie's cleavage with ice.

Seconded on the spoilers. It's a sketch show, so giving spoilers is bizarre and a stretch. Weekly moments of (no direct quotes) "the last five episodes are like…" then "the final four episodes are THUS…" and "only three episodes to go, and you'll see they're pretty much…" causes this reader to think: "Hey, you have…

They didn't mention when Oprah got the coins.

This thread has restored my faith in humanity, and in existence itself, for all time. Hatred of Train will always bond the good people together, and as we look around we see that we are not alone. We are legion. And we are strong.

When will we discover all the pages are blank in the magic books in the magic trailer until Nick, in a trance, sketches things related to things he had just seen?

Dull episode, not as full of smirks or occasional laughs. More importantly, Carrie Brownstein fortifies her place as the CUTEST one in Sleater-Kinney.

They taste like Nair, Brad Pitt's pot breath, and sadness.

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Good catch. The Bonnie Raitt and Alicia Keys performance was about Etta James, though.

To commemorate Paul McCartney performing the 2nd half of 'Abbey Road' I took some heroin, complained about George Martin always liking Paul best, called Phil Spector to bitch, told my oldest child that I always meant to spend more time with him, wrote adorable songs and hung out with my youngest (and most favorite)…

Fuck the gun. Marry Brownstein. Kill the cat.

So, who fetches the washcloth after the Second Coming?

OF COCK!

Hope we live to see the day when people who profess Christian values get elected to office. THEN this shit will get REGULATED! Word.

One word refutation of that banana video, courtesy of Penn Jillette: pineapple.

Kirk Cameron walks the earth like Kane in 'Kung Fu' but with NO action scenes? Pass. Also not seduced by the idea of staring at Cameron stare at statues. But, say the statues move then TALK to him? I lean forward wanting to hear more, you trailer minx.