This could be fun.

Ugh. Fuck these movies with a jigsaw.
I mean, I like the Spierigs. Callum Keith Rennie and Laura Vandervoort are both massively underrated talents.
But, man, fuck this franchise.

I totally spanked it to that card at least once when I was a teenager.

I still hope it's Whoopi Goldberg. She's been a Time Lord before.

Everything we know about Madison tells us that she only cares about her
kids, and yet, she does something that jeopardizes their futures at the
ranch. It’s all for the sake of raising the stakes, and it’s sloppy.

Welcome aboard, then!

Patton is one of my favorite people and his happiness makes me happy. I hope their family is blissful until their dying days.

There's a Paramount Network?

*coughSamWilsoncough*
*coughRhodeycough*

Am I seeing a fellow Baton Rougean here, or just someone familiar with the city?

Right. "Essence" of absinthe? I can't expect that really changes the flavor in any appreciable way.
(Side note: Radio Bar in Baton Rouge does a very tasty Sazerac.)

> holistic
> doctor

I've had a lot of sazeracs in my day, but no bartender who's ever made me one has done that absinthe touch.

American Mary was such a fun flick, and who doesn't like seeing Katharine Isabelle in latex?

Close: In New Orleans.

Not gonna lie; I spent most of this episode thinking, "I was standing right there two weeks ago."

You wanna talk about "the clenched fist of truth?" According to Gun Violence Archive, there have been 173 mass shootings in America this year. That's nearly one per day.

They had me at Karen Gillan, half-naked, kicking ass, and speaking in an American accent.

I think she could take him.

All hail Lord Buckethead. May we tremble evermore at the clenched fist of His Galactic Spaciness.