This is fucking amazing. So relaxing.

"I assume, without any evidence one way or the other, nor more than the barest inkling of what the 'rules' of undeath even are in this franchise."

This one's filmed in my home city, so I'm excited about that.

He isn't necessarily undead, but no, a little scratch like that probably wouldn't matter to him one way or another.

The points clearly penetrated the breastplate, but may not have gone through the layers of mail, leather, and padding beneath.

I was under the impression that ZombMountain ripped that Sparrow's entire head off, not just his face. Am I wrong?

How sheltered and churchy do you have to be to get offended by the word "butts?"

Chuck Finley is forever.

I loved Burn Notice so much. Even at its darkest, it never forgot to have fun.

As awesome as it would be, and as much as I want it, CleganeBowl isn't going to happen. Here's what will:

So, since Blizzard spent all that WoW money on the Overwatch hype train, I guess every new game has to be colorful MOBA dudes with flashy cinematic shorts.

What did you lot think of tonight's 12 Monkeys?

Fuck, I am into this so hard. Can't wait for the next episode.

Wait. Did no one really die last week? I need to go rewatch the episode now.

Way to give away a giant spoiler in the article image, Siede.

I think I loved that show for the same reason other people watch American Horror Story: It started off solid and turned batshit before I even knew it was happening.

I honestly lost most of my interest in season two when it was announced that it wouldn't take place in my backyard like season one did. When they announced that the occult angle was dropped, I was out entirely.

Heh. Daredevil.

I was always amused that Peter Pan and the Pirates got away with having Hook bellow, "ARRGH! Hoist on me own petard!"

I miss weekly 12 Monkeys reviews.