The first time I heard Xmas Cake, I cried like a friggin' baby. To this day, I can't hear it without tearing up.

If the /r/Surface subreddit is anything to go by, they're actually selling quite well this year. That's great, because I've been enjoying mine tremendously.

My Surface Pro 2 continues to benefit me in unexpected ways! Now to see if there are any albums I'm actually interested in here.

People keep telling me they thought that the Trinity Killer arc was the pinnacle of Dexter. I always tell them that, when the saving grace of your show is its guest stars, your show has serious problems.

It's nice to see that a band the AV Club likes is doing a respectable number of Southern dates for a change.

That's how I felt about the end of Dexter. It was so ridiculous that, if someone told it to me while I was watching the first season, there's no way I would have believed it.

Ben Grimm, on the other hand, would yell, "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" and stomp on the gas.

>a math teacher who also moonlights as an exotic dancer

Moolti-pass.

This happened to me when I had an iPhone. I immediately ditched it for an Android phone and never looked back.

The question is, can Cumbers do a convincing American accent?

It's always good to see Cliff get more work. He's highly underrated.

I actually caught a few minutes of the flick. It seemed cute and competently-shot. Also, I would listen to Aubrey Plaza reading anything.

I'm pretty sure that Fantastic Four Cheese Pizza was a menu item at the Marvel restaurant at Universal Studios Orlando.

225 represent!
(Why do you hate us?)

I just wanted to ship Mack and Fitz. They're always so cute together.

The drunker I got, the better this episode became.

I'm expecting dull and draggy, interspersed with pornographically gratuitous violence against women and people of color, capped off with an ending that would have been shocking back in season two.

And three slow musical montages, two of which feature Katey Sagal.

God. Capital G. Proper nouns, my dogg.