NERDS!!!

Pretty much the Ramones' entire catalog is a tribute to '50s rock and roll.

I watched a few football matches including the disappointing
Dortmund loss to Munchen in the European Champions League final.

If we're going to take away the word retarded can we at least make an exception for people from Boston?!?

I don't mind a bit of Harry, Jack, and Danny myself!

If Bruce were gay he would have gone to Fire Island instead of Martha's Vineyard.

I think there's also some hint in #2 that she might be pregnant so there's a built in opening for #3.  By Hollywood logic the next generation would be genetically predisposed to eat members of the  family.

I was probably too young when I read the book to understand any subtlety of plot or theme.  The main reason I read it was so my parents would take me to the movie.  In order to encourage me to read they would take me to a movie if I had read the book.  That resulted in me mostly reading books that were adapted to…

He said 'fruits'…heh…heh…

Well, this morning is Memorial Day so yes.

I don't remember the details but they didn't survive in the movie but I think in the book they may have gotten out.  I thought I remember a scene where the survivors look down the hull and see them getting rescued.

The only thing worse than too much work is too little work.

It depends, is she hot?!?

Hey, some guys are into that.

I think they deteriorate in the same order they were released in.

The shark is supposed to be the mate of the original.  She's pissed because the humans killed her dude.

So it's like being bullied?!?

I'm celebrating with explosive diarrhea!

Do you know what you call a Mexican who marries your daughter?

I'm cleaning nothing!