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Senor Bagofcrap
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Don't worry CM, someday he'll write about cookie fetishists!

The Posiden Adventure had a built in sequel in both the book and the movie.  There was a group that decided to try to get out near the bow that split off and went in the other direction.

Where's the Savage Dik book?!?

I had no choice but to stream on your mom.

I'd watch that.

Is that what they're calling it now?!?

Everybody hurts, sometimes.

And a very macho leather cap.

Like the entire cast of 90210?!?

You tape some cats together.

I find your failure delicious!

Nobody's going to stop me from observing pee over Louisville day!

The Germans love David Hasselhoff too.  Go figure!

How about in dog years?!?

Yeah, I'd highly recommend watching both.  I would have been very skeptical about a remake of such a great film if I hadn't seen Sorcerer first.

Or George Kennedy in Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.  Or the Eiger Sanction.

So it's going to feature fat, ugly chicks?!?

Moulded, corroded, yo booty exploded!

Gay panic!

A gentleman never goes ass to mouth.