Chuck Norris wrote an ode to Tim Tebow and we're talking about this?!?

Food porn.

Let's not forget the naked chick on the dirt bike!

I think this article reveals more about Sean than about Pantera.

I was just trying to relax you while you were driving!

That was Churchill on sodomy.

Done and done!

The Alistoclats!

I think someone just doesn't know what the RAND Corporation is.

My most hated of all loafs!

Just don't ask what's in the tacos!

The spoiler space is in my pants.

2 Furious 2 Last!

If you believe a front wheel drive car can do a quarter mile in less than 10 seconds on street tires you'll love it.

2 fast, 2 furious X3!

You should stop before you fall asleep or the neighbors will complain.

Hawkwind is best known and appreciated as the band Lemmy was in before Motorhead.

DNA is a bitch, Yo.

It's not dead, it's resting!

Maybe he's hiding out in San Francisco with his mom.