That's nothing.  In my local library there was a guy shitting randomly between pages and putting books back on the shelves.

I, for one, appreciate the thorough descriptions in the review.  It saved me from having to watch the episode.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth would be proud!

I'm just surprised to find out that Will Smith and Kanye West are still things.

You haven't been right yet, why start now?!?

I could say the same thing about your mom.

Wrong!  2Pac was never 'gansta'.

Of course there's no death certificate.  They took Tim Dog to a farm upstate.

Bear Grylls is wondering what the fuss is about.

Boom, roasted!

Seriously?!?  Isn't what producers do is get movies funded?!?

How the hell do you mix Rumchata and vanilla vodka and get gin and vermouth?!?

They make a pretty good pie too.

Did you hear about the mohel that didn't get paid?!?

I got a happy ending this morning!

I refuse to believe that she ins't completely indistinguishable from a character developed by TV producers.

I'll be happy to donate a steaming dump to this if they'll just tell me where to send it.

Luckily it's a turtle and they live a long time.

C'mon!  You're taking the piss out of the comment section!

It's actually a lot better if they break up before they release the album and anyone actually hears of them.  The most alternative of bands are ones you couldn't possibly have heard of while they were still together.