You haven't been a good boy.

Dear god, why?!?

How do you know who's windows Gary lurks outside of?!?

2 shit 4 brains.

Not if I see you first.

So Bjork stopped shaving her body hair?!?

No, AV Club, you're my best friend!

I've got propane in my urethra!

A better appeal would have been to shame everyone who ever fapped to her while she was underage into contributing money.

During the original run I got laid by telling a girl she reminded me of Audrey.  Unfortunately only crazy women would want to be Audrey.

Who else could have this terrible taste in music?!?

Greengrass or GOML!

I think I dropped a cumberbatch in my pants!

KAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

How did these guys ever afford such a new car?!?

No, Fishbone.

The AV Club would probably grade Bad Day at Black Rock even lower.

It's how you get your sexy all the way right!

No, only pedophiles.

It's no loss.  She's had kids.