So now AV Club is just ripping off commenters for content?!?

It's worth it because it's correct for the period.

I heard she left behind a log the size of Popeye's forearm.

Any bigger and you're just tempting the taco vendors.

¡Pinche Cabron!

They're having trouble reuniting the cast for the sequel.

Scrotum shitting rectal wart!

What have you guys got against people from Crete and Mongolia?!?

Where's the elegant Edwardian lady?!?

It's not very specific as to who or what's anus.

Now they can get back to what they do best.  Promoting 10 year old sex symbols like Pocahontas.

I'm sure you'll find plenty of openings.

Which one's are the goats?!?

He's no William Shatner.

Keep on chooglin'!

I was always partial to "It Takes a Thief".

I'm sorry!

You shit faced cock master!

Auntie Clarice!

*yawns*