I especially like the way ZMF gets all high and mighty about contributing the $1 he had left on a rent.com prepaid card to this.

How many motherfuckers do I got to sit through to see E40 an Too Short?!?

Commence nerd fap fest!

The grandparents might ask questions.

tl;dr

There's a lot of truth to that.  People, amphibians, and large mammals.

That must have been horrible to both people it's happened to.

I'm not sure if  "that shit pays off in the end" is the best choice of words with regards to a larger butt plug.

"My boss is packing my shit"

Codpiece!!!

Once it's been in your ass they make you buy it.

DBag and the turd in his pocket?!?

For $1,836 you can get all the yarbles you can handle!

Go 'way, Batesin'!

Let me save you 8 minues:  Meh…

Phallic?!?

But just as pointy.

No, @avclub-8f09b270dacd2e783d0c25f669670902:disqus 's mom has the first one on order.

No, Clinton's makes them rich.

At least they have good taste in other people's music.