The AV Club: They're gross.

He died on the toilet because he was spending several hours per day on it trying in vain to take a shit.  Barbiturate abuse over many years had essentially shut down his lower digestive tract.

I'd be pissed too if someone gave me the drip.

The Backdoor Boys meet KNOBS!

How good can a rapper be if he has to tell us he's a rapper?!?

You've pretty much got to hear the whole bit.

They were serious about this being a 5 part piece?!?

It's definitely worth it.  Maybe a little corny by today's standards but his timing is impeccable and his clueless delivery is second to none.

Are you over 15?

"A lot of people have a cup of coffee right after their first cigar-ette in the morning, huh?…"

*farts*

The A.V. Club: I don't know the difference between to and too.

That's not how I met your mother.

Dude!

Just because it said it features 'James Spader's bald head' doesn't mean James Spader is bald.

So it also stars James Franco?!?

?!?

One Simpsons rip off is pretty much the same as the next.

It's kind of fucked to both respond to his post and delete it.

If Elvis could have shit himself constantly he'd still be alive today.