They should cut him loose for that.

She smells a bit but she's got a heart of gold!

And a cold fish at that.

The little fish with the big name!

Unfilmable movies are my favorite kind.

Meh…

The bad news: He was wearing a diaper.

The AV Club:  I need a drink.

I did the Iggy!

Hey, I resemble that remark!

A man's got to know his limitations.

She got him back by dying broke.

I hope Jen enjoyed the shower!

You may want to run that through the washing machine.

*dad continues singing along to 'Pissing In the Wind'*

If shitting your pants is rock 'n roll then I'm Mick Jagger!

Is that what they're calling it now??

I guess Sean's dad never took him to Medieval Times.

Sure, not going to raves.

I think you're looking for the R. Kelly thread.