He'll be doing the theme to "The Best Little Outhouse in Texas".

Me like choo-choo!

Is that a Photoshop job or has Leo been hit in the face with so many balls that his chin grew a pair in self defense?!?

In honor of mother's day your mom and I spent a quiet day in. By which I mean I plowed her ass until she farted like a locomotive.

Its cheaper anyway.

Fuck white people.  Mike Tyson is great.

The amusement park near Chernobyl that's featured in Call of Duty is a real thing too:

Mustard and onions and maybe relish.  Chili and cheese are also acceptable as well as sauerkraut.

It's already got as much tool as it can handle.

Too much competition.

A bartender friend of mine surprised a young lady taking a dump in the men's room of the bar he worked in and precipitated a discussion of whether you'd rather it be a woman or a man in that instance.  Discuss.

Maybe he likes the smell of old British man.

Since they cleaned up L.A. there's really no point in this anymore.

Well, somebody's got to not watch this crap.

You're supposed to stop putting ketchup on hot dogs at about 8 years old.

The sets for Cecil B. DeMille's Ten Commandments are still rotting away in the Guadalupe Dunes.

Baby D would have kicked all these kids asses.

You should see what I dropped after hot Cheetos and Takis.

Excellent!

We already have too many shows about nothing.