That and the tits.

He blew that on autographed baseballs.

Is it just me or is that the least competent looking tactical team ever.  They look like they do all their training at the local donut shop.

The internet knows not of Prince.

I could care less if this gets cancelled as long as 'Goon' is still on.

Answers to 12 questions no one asked.

How about in dog years?!?

Gonorrhea must be making it's way around the newsroom again.

He looks like he's molded from a completely different type of plastic than Megan Fox.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Turtle Soup.

I knew everything that was going to happen without even seeing it.

That sounds like a you problem.

The first one that really sucked.

I like to wipe my ass on a towel.

He said 'dangle'.  Heh heh heh…

I saw the trailer for Star Wars when I went to see Wizards.  I thought it was going to be a Buck Rodgers style B movie with space ships and laser guns.

Shaft for me.  Then probably Dirty Harry.

If it makes you feel any better he's a convicted wife beater.

No, your mom.

That's what she said.