On the plus side, only a week until the Revenge premiere.

Aw, that was the only DS game I was ever good at. Find ALL the coins!

Shakespeare wishes he could have written Doctor Faustus.

I look forward to the Henrys. Richard II isn't the most riveting play.

I'll wear my Triana Orpheus costume, which doubles as a Jane costume.

Yeah, bitch! Magnets!

Million Second Punching

SPOILER! But only because I didn't finish watching the first episode. Just couldn't get into it. What am I missing about this show, fellow commenters??

I'd like a place to discuss Castle, even if it's just a few people repeating one-liners and making fun of Ryan's clothes.

Therefore, 99% of the Internet (specifically the A.V. Club) is going to be shut down because it's nothing but mashups of copyrighted content and reposted content with dubious sources.

You're saying you cannot click with the Smiths the same way we cannot click with the like button?

In other news, they're going to break up the final episode into 16 installments of 4.7 minutes each to be run once a week starting next July.

Gillian Anderson is good in everything.

A Charles Dickens thread is not a place I would expect to see multiple comments about '70s prog rock bands, but please continue.

I had to IMDB it to make sure she hadn't. I think we've just been hearing about this version for a long time.

Final Jeopardy was a tough one. U.S. Places is usually easy. All I could think of was Seneca Falls, which was way too early.

If Helena Bonham Carter was born to play one role, it's Miss Havisham. I expect a spot-on performance from her, if nothing else.

This does actually count as a dirty joke in Middle English.

Note to self: Name my next band Portmanteau.

Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag. Plastic bag.