Don't let the Beck, mmm…. drop?

Fuck yeah, time for my dog's flea and tick medication!

Good avatar/comment synergy here.

My local public radio music station is obsessed with this guy. The traffic lady gets all flustered when he comes in to do interviews because he's so handsome.

What rhymes with "drug me"?

I just posted a clip of Hyper-Chicken saying "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn." It seemed to be the most appropriate tribute.

You fool, now I can never unhear that!

I assumed it was "Rock the Cash Bar." You know, by drinking responsibly and tipping the bartender.

I gave up most of the fake-meat stuff that Morning Star and Boca make. I'll bring Gardenburgers to a cookout or grab an Amy's burrito if I'm desperate, but the processed bullshit in all those frozen products makes me feel like crap. (I know Amy's is "organic" but it doesn't seem any healthier.) Buying actual produce…

Today is John DiMaggio's birthday! Happy (sad) birthday, Voice of Bender.

Short Circuit
Real Genius
Much of Doctor Who

They gotta have something to gaze it.

Do I LOOK like a cream and sugar kind of guy? Jesus Christ, Marie!

The Fall is really freaking good. A beautifully filmed crime show with actual themes that raises good questions about morality and gender roles. Plus Gillian Anderson. Argh, when is season two?

Shenanigans.

Wasn't there supposed to be a Pushing Daisies comic?

GUATEMALA. CHEVY IMPALA. DRAMA LLAMA.

When all of this is over, they'll take Hardwick's head to the Hall of Presidents, where he can interview everyone from Chester A. Arthur to Chester Z. Arthur.

guawkwardmole.

Weinstein: "Please protect the children's innocence by not spoiling our movie!" 
New York Times: "Fuck you."
Weinstein: ::tries to erase New York Times article, has breakdown::