Be sure to… Be sure to what??

Grimes is a local celebrity in my hometown. She came to my school once to talk about… that movie she was in as a kid. I don't think she has much else going for her.

They call me Doctor Who. Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Who.

One of the few times I didn't hate living in DC was when the print Onion came to town. (Nothing against DC; great city, but I lived in the wrong places and had the wrong friends.)

I remember thinking, "How does a puppet eat peanut butter? Also, how do puppets who live in a sewer obtain peanut butter?" R.L. Stine would probably say he never once considered those things.

As a fellow former Kansan, whenever I hear what sounds like a tornado siren, I assume it's the second Wednesday of the month and they're just doing a test.

I have never yelled at Jeopardy! as loudly as I did when no one got the Heart of Gold clue. A room full of nerds, and none of them has read a chapter of Hitchhiker's Guide? Shameful.

If only this were a Bryan Fuller-directed, Joss Whedon-penned show…

Lately on TV shows, both comedies and dramas, I've found myself noticing how posture and facial expressions don't match up between consecutive shots. In the span of 1/2 second, a character's shoulders are suddenly facing a slightly different direction, another character's smile might be gone, whatever. Am I getting…

You know it!

I had a pretty good time at my badass wedding last week. (Also, hi, everyone. I'm sure you missed me.)

Yes. I couldn't put my finger on what the problem was, but this is it. Whedon dialogue without the Whedon actors. I'm guessing someone else did the casting?

And they all look so happy! Because they have no way of knowing how their show is going to end! … wait.

They can probably recreate the tableside awkward guacamole scene shot-for-shot, right? Wait, how do Colombians feel about tex-mex food?

His son is my college's most famous alum. Maybe.

These are the first three episodes that came to mind before I even saw the list. Yesss.

"Know what the Battle of the Hornburg needs? ELVES. Know what that boring middle part of The Hobbit needs? MOAR ELVES!"

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Bite my shiny metal pile of gold! On second thought, don't! Aw, forget the whole thing.

I look forward to TV historians uncovering this thread in 1,000 years in their search to find the origin of the term.