Dave actually looked worse in DEATH COMES TO TOWN. He was so bloated I thought his stomach could pop and an endless string of sausages would spill out.

Round is a shape.

Ice Cube looking for hardboiled eggs
Hope his fatass hops on a treadmill for this film or else the only plainclothes he's gonna wear is a moo-moo

@thatguy
Thanks for clearing that up for me. I always thought Jon said wife instead of life because he's either so oblivious or indifferent about the way people view him that he didn't realize Susan's story made him look like a jackass.

Sergei's laughter and applause for Yvgeny during the credit sequence of the Igor episode made me laugh so hard I nearly lost my breath.

@JerryLee
Good point. I've been accused of that a time or two.

I AM IGOR PAJANKO! STOP THIS TRAIN, AT ONCE!

She's got more ego than talent is in the first paragraph of my statement, you mental midget. And my opinion wasn't based on THE COSBY SHOW, either.

Charlie Brooker kicks ass. His Guardian articles are consistently amazing, as well as his "Wipe" series of programs.

Maybe she can't get any good parts because she's been in both a Vin Diesel and Marky Mark film and made them both seem like Master Thespians.

Dbag is right on the money. P-Rad is godawful. She's a smug asshole with more ego than talent.

I like you…..to stick your dick in a bear trap

Seriously MisterFord, what is there to like about this retard's style? All he does is find some lazyass way to incorporate his boring name into a post. It's not funny, clever or entertaining in any way.

Best part of RAIN OF MADNESS is Robert Downey Junior coming down with a case of post-traumatic stress disorder and holding a family hostage in his hotel room.

Theroux was in AMERICAN PSYCHO. He was one of Bateman's yuppie buddies.

I don't think there is anything wrong with NATHAN. I thought it was brilliant, funny and relevant satire but critics weren't very kind to it. I was under the impression that it was considered a failure but I could be wrong.

You should be, Wolfman. I've seen it a couple times now and its hilarious. If you're a Chris Morris fan, it doesn't disappoint.

Good call, Brominus! That was definitely from Ghostbusters.

That Destiny's Child song of hers has taken on a new, frightening significance

Oh shit!, is right. My gawd, the masters of horror couldn't write a scarier story.