She'll be resuscitated using CPR.

Robo-NO!

That is some world class digital manipulation there. Feel like I'm back in 93 watching Jurassic Park.

That's hilarious and adorable in equal measure.

Punch him so hard his kids will be born toothless.

Cinderella Ma'am.

While he's blowing Burt Reynolds.

Justin Bieber, for sure. I'd love to see him hit so hard it blasts the product outta his hair.

Joseph comes home after a long day of work, wants to settle down with a little wine, only to discover Jesus is in one of his prankster moods and has turned it into water.

Bloodsucking Fiends is a great book. Been meaning to read the other two books in the series but have been busy burning through Duane Swierczynski and Charlie Huston novels.

He's great too.

Judging by the straight line of downvotes, I'd say we either got ourselves a Kristie Alley fan or someone with a severe case of astrophobia.

Growing old means watching every thing you once loved turn to shit.

No. She's a nebula.

What does that make the people over at TMZ?

Did someone slap Patton on the ass seconds before that photo was taken?

That's no feather in her cap. Lindsey Lohan is turning into Josephine Wildenstein.

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The filmmakers really missed an opportunity by not casting Christy Canyon. The acting certainly would've improved.

Surfing the psychosphere!

Alan has got a great eye for casting leads in his shows. Didn't think anyone could top David Rasche. Not that Max Williams did pull off that insurmountable feat, but he is a damned fine successor. Everything that came out of Gunter Vogler's mouth was venomous. Where Sledge was a blunt instrument, Gunter was a knife.…